An article found on page 25 of the issue entitled "The Dorm Gourmet." Discusses how to make food in a microwave. Warner Del Rosario, resident adviser at Ragans Hall (and also Deviney), discussed his attempts to help students.
April Fools Prank about the opening of chain restaurants and supermarket stores in what the article refers as "buildings three and four of the new Dorman and Deviney Halls" but now correspond to the new Azalea and Magnolia Halls.